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Joe Cole Wins Over Liverpool Fans With Criminal Record – Now For The Perm

by | 19th, August 2010

FIRST new Liverpool FC player Joe Cole gets a red card to go with his new red shirt and then, apparently, tries to adhere himself to his new fans by getting a criminal record.

Joe Cole has been found guilty of speeding at 105mph. And the real shocker is that he was driving his OWN car and it was a… £40,000 Audi A4.

Yeah, that’s the kind of car you’d think Premiership footballers buy the woman who comes over to do the ironing.

Joe is blending in. But What else can Cockney Cole do to win the Reds fans over? What other stereotypes do Londoners have of the northern kin to draw from?

Look out for Cole sporting a perm, singing show tunes and saying how his uncle used to know Ringo Starr as they ride in the back of his taxi…



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