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X Factor: Shirlena Johnson’s ‘Mental Illness’ Makes Her Susan Boyle 2

by | 24th, August 2010

SHIRLENA Johnson, of Whitechapel, London, is to be removed from the X Factor because she is ticking timebomb ”. And that makes her the new Susan Boyle.

Well, so says the Sun , which leads with news that howling autotune product with the John Wayne gait hid mental illness ”.

Did she hide it under her Ken Dodd wig? Did she hide it when she howled and said that we all need mercy? Or is her health her own business and not the stuff of tabloid gossip about a rigged show in which Katie Waissll is promoted and singers the judges like are mutated ?

And Shirlena has already missed out on a part in Miss Great Britain’s Essex hearts. To be the most beautiful woman in Essex you need to be no older than 29. Shirlena said she was 28 on her entry form but is actually 30.

But the best bit about Shirlena is that she is giving Jan Moir a Jan Moir moment:

Some even said that the men in white coats should have been called when Shirlena started singing. Simon said approvingly that she was ‘fantastically nuts’. In a good way.

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