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Big Brother: Chantelle And Preston At it Again (Photos NSFW)

by | 26th, August 2010

5384274 Big Brother: Chantelle And Preston At it Again (Photos NSFW)BIG Brother is now Ultimate Big Brother. Well, it is the last one.

Former winners are back in the house. Some winners are not. Bez, the Happy Monday’s Duracell mascot, chose jail over telly. He was replaced by Makosi, the strumpet who shagged in the Jacuzzi and falls out of her clothes again and again and again.

Chantelle Houston is there. And she’s on the cover of the Daily Star. The woman who scooped up Katie Price’s off-cuts and made a career from them is back in bed with Preston.

Preston is Chantelle’s ex-husband whom she met and romanced on the show. They married in August 2006. They split in June 2007.

The Star’s font-page headline declares:

“BIG BRUV CHANTELLE BEDS PRESTON”.

More live sex? Well, no. They are not in the same bed. She is in one bed and Preston is in a different bed. Chantelle says:

“I can’t believe we are together again.”

Nor can we. Because they are not. Still, regardless of the facts, the Star announces:

“Back in love on 4th wedding anniversary.”

No, they are not “back” in love. And they are divorced.

Preston then delivers a line that pretty much sums things up:

“I really, really loved her, so today is a sad day. We could have been together for four years.”

Four. Whole. Years. They were married for just over one year.

How’s that for enduring love, readers?

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Chantelle Houghton and friend are seen leaving Nobu in Mayfair and heading to the Funky Buddha in central London.



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