Anorak | Mary Bale You Legend: Cat Woman Sacked By Fat Cat Bankers

Mary Bale You Legend: Cat Woman Sacked By Fat Cat Bankers

by | 27th, August 2010

SPINSTER Mary Bale, 45, the Coventry cat woman and atithises to cat lady Susan Boyle, has been driven by the police to a β€œ crisis meeting ” with her employers at the Rugby bank where she works.

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Crisis meeting at the now state-owned Royal Bank of Scotland must be routine. The bank has just lost 400 staff at its Direct Line insurance business at Atlantic Quay, Glasgow.

The Mail says Lola the cat was β€œ terrified ”. How do we know that? Cats have two expressions: bitchy and smug. Helpfully, Mary Bale is human-ish, and able to repress her thoughts and emotions in words:

Says Mary Bale:

“I’ve already been worried about losing my job because of the recession, but now it’s a near certainty. The public see me every day when I serve them. How can I hide away from that? There’s nothing I can do. How will they react when they see me? This is going to be dreadful. My whole life will be turned upside-down.”

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