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How Jennifer Thompson And Wayne Rooney Shafted The Pakistan Cricket Scandal

by | 5th, September 2010

ALL day long Sky News has been leading with news of the Pakistan cricket fix allegations. But “The most sensational sporting scandal ever” has been utterly overtaken by news that prostitute Jennifer Thompson says she was shagging Manchester United footballer Wayne Rooney while his wife Coleen was carrying their child.

Pakistan batsman Yasir Hameed does his bit to keep cricket on the front page as he tells the News of the World:

“They were doing it (fixing) in almost every match. God knows what they were up to. Scotland Yard was after them for ages. It makes me angry because I’m playing my best and they are trying to lose. Only the ones that get caught are branded crooks.

“They were doing it (fixing) in almost every match. God knows what they were up to. Scotland Yard was after them for ages.”

But it; snot enough. That big story is so huge that Rooney and not Pakistan features on the NoTW’s front page.

The biggest scandal in sport – ever! – is trumped by a claim that Wayne Rooney does it with prostitutes.

The advice to Pakistan’s cricketers is to stay quiet and let it all blow over. The biggest sporting scandal in the history of everything isn’t. And with the domestic cricket season drawing to a close the scandal will soon be forgotten. It lacks that vital ingredient that makes a story stick in the public’s mind: sex.

Meanwhile, gerraload of Rooney’s alleged lover..?

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Posted: 5th, September 2010 | In: Sports Comment | TrackBack | Permalink