In Photos: Helen Wood And Jennifer Thompson Lesbian Show For Wayne Rooney
HELEN Wood is, reportedly, the other woman who shagged Wayne Rooney in a lesbian threesome with Jennifer Thompson. The Manchester United player got Wood in a package deal, allegedly.
Helen is 23 and a single mum. Wayne’s own wife, Coleen Rooney, is not a single mum – yet – but she will surely take it as a welcome boost to her confidence that her husband might not only shag childless women but someone whose body has been through childbirth.
Helen is 5ft 8ins. She is 32C-24-34.
Her mum Mary is said to be a primary school teacher. The Sun says her dad Stephen is a classical music lecturer at Salford University.
There is no word from Helen. But a “pal” dishes up the kind of tabloid testimony we are more used to reading. Thompson said Rooney was boring in bed. But the Wood’s source says:
“He’s an athlete on the pitch – and he gave us a workout we won’t forget.”
Laura, billed as Wood’s former madam at a Manchester escort agency, tells readers:
“There are rumours Helen has had several Premier League players. And I’ve heard she has slept for money with five members of one team.”
Sadly this team was not Germany at the last World Cup.
But the opportunity to put Wood and Thompson to use is not lost. Wood and Thompson should become part of Team England. They should travel with the squad and make themselves available to the opposing side.
These girls are the true WAGs who will serve their country with gusto as they tire out the enemy…