In Photos: Helen Wood And Jennifer Thompson Lesbian Show For Wayne Rooney
HELEN Wood is, reportedly, the other woman who shagged Wayne Rooney in a lesbian threesome with Jennifer Thompson. The Manchester United player got Wood in a package deal, allegedly.
NSFW Video: Wayne Rooney’s Jennifer Thompson Sex Tape
Helen is 23 and a single mum. Wayne’s own wife, Coleen Rooney, is not a single mum – yet – but she will surely take it as a welcome boost to her confidence that her husband might not only shag childless women but someone whose body has been through childbirth.
Helen is 5ft 8ins. She is 32C-24-34.
Her mum Mary is said to be a primary school teacher. The Sun says her dad Stephen is a classical music lecturer at Salford University.
There is no word from Helen. But a “pal” dishes up the kind of tabloid testimony we are more used to reading. Thompson said Rooney was boring in bed. But the Wood’s source says:
“He’s an athlete on the pitch – and he gave us a workout we won’t forget.”
In Photos: Jennifer Thompson Naked, A Lesbian Kiss And Wayne Rooney’s ‘Other Woman’ (NSFW)
Laura, billed as Wood’s former madam at a Manchester escort agency, tells readers:
“There are rumours Helen has had several Premier League players. And I’ve heard she has slept for money with five members of one team.”
Sadly this team was not Germany at the last World Cup.
But the opportunity to put Wood and Thompson to use is not lost. Wood and Thompson should become part of Team England. They should travel with the squad and make themselves available to the opposing side.
These girls are the true WAGs who will serve their country with gusto as they tire out the enemy…




















































September 13th, 2010 at 5:58 am
She a bit of butterface..
But i’d still tap that!
September 9th, 2010 at 8:22 am
I wouldn’t waste too much sympathy on this girl – after all, she was the one who brought it to light, obviously in the hope of making a bit of money out of it, which she probably will. However, it doesn’t seem like she has had the foresight to think what might happen after that and – as you say, Percy – the options are going to be pretty limited.
I feel sorry for her parents, who must feel like they want to crawl under a stone at the moment – they will forever be known as the couple with the prostitute daughter who shopped Wayne Rooney…. not exactly an accolade..?
Percy, I have every confidence that – if your daughter is anything like her dad – she will have far too much common sense and learned enough from what she has seen to avoid these idiots at all cost.
Not all pretty girls are brainless golddigging bimbos and not all football players are arrogant, overpaid walking egos – it’s just that when the two come together, you get the kind of scenario we are seeing being dragged out now.
September 8th, 2010 at 10:13 pm
…or working in a bank in Bolton? why not? go for it girl..
September 8th, 2010 at 10:11 pm
…ps…and by the time the media mafia have finished with this girl….the only thing left for her as a career is going to be what?…… t.v. show?…. fashion model?.. designer?….Juicy Jeni Perfume &her own range of clothes?…No…probably porn…
September 8th, 2010 at 9:51 pm
Karen….It would be interesting to read what that poor cow, Coleen’s, father thinks of all this?….I wonder if he’s surprised?
September 8th, 2010 at 9:49 pm
Dear dairy, thanks for the re-assuring words but from what I have seen of the V.I.P areas of some of these clubs and events…the Very Important People feel they are such priveleged players as to behave like Very Important Pigs…..forever with their snouts in the trough.
With what I know and have seen I feel the need to worry about my daughter ever meeting the likes of a Wayne Rooney….
Forgive me…I am a father & she is still my little girl…
September 8th, 2010 at 2:48 pm
http://media.theage.com.au/entertainment/red-carpet/taiwan-animates-rooneys-sexual-escapades-1913039.html
September 8th, 2010 at 12:25 pm
It’s a shame Jennifer Thompson’s parents feel they have to apologise
http://menmedia.co.uk/manchestereveningnews/news/s/1316366_parents_of_prostitute_apologise_to_wayne_rooneys_wife_coleen_over_sex_claims
September 8th, 2010 at 10:42 am
o.k. mods…I should have listened to you…now we have let the cat out of the bag…do you want me to spill the beans on what I know ?…I don’t think so….
September 8th, 2010 at 10:38 am
nothing wrong with working in club promotions, Percy – it’s as valid a career option as the next. Gold-diggers come in many forms and exist in all professions – that doesn’t mean that every girl in that job is of the same mindset.
Any sensible girl with half a brain would see the way in which entanglement with one of these brainless idiots would only leave them strung out to dry in the media, and leave well alone….
September 8th, 2010 at 10:31 am
thank mods…I did,nt mean to get too personal….please bin my post and save my privacy
September 8th, 2010 at 10:26 am
I hate to admit this dairy but my darling little daughter works in club promotions and has worked in the same clubs and crowds as these girls…I don’t believe she has been misbehaving in the same way…but it is a worry….so many of these girls see bagging a footballer as a trophy …
September 8th, 2010 at 9:03 am
their parents must be so proud…..