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Wayne Rooney And Rebecca Hayes’ No Sex Stag Night: Photos

by | 8th, September 2010

SARAH Tetteh did not have sex with Wayne Rooney in a toilet. And neither did Rebecca Hayes. Finding women who haven’t had sex with Wayne Rooney is proving to be pretty easy for the Mirror.

Tetteh is the paper’s 3am Girl who says she was invited to join Wayne in the bogs. Hayes is the air stewardess who claims Rooney tried to shag her on his Stag Do.

Her no sex with Rooney is the Mirror’s front-page news. The headline is “ROO SWINE”.

Hayes says that while on his Stag do in 2008, Rooney was “really nice” but then she found him “lecherous and flirty”.

Tetteh told us:

“Don’t you know that everyone is looking, Wayne. Let’s just dance.” And when he realised I wasn’t budging he just continued weaving on the dancefloor, leaving us in hysterics.

Wayne is funny and “nice”. He also scores for England. Rooney continues to be presented as likeable and a down-to-earth bloke with a god-given talent who may have shagged a prostitute and who despite his wealth and fame finds it hard to pull.

As Anorak reader CoolAndCalm puts it:

why does this apply to Wayne Rooney and not to Ashley Cole? all the pundits agreed that Cole was the best player throughout the World Cup yet still he is castigated across the media and by the jeering crowds.

Both are cheating rats but it seems its a far greater sin to cheat on the ethereal St Cheryl of Malaria than it is to cheat on the relatively normal Coleen.

Ashley = love rat
Wayne = one of the lads

The cult of celebrity 2010

Maybe, the tabloids just prefer our footballers who white and not that good looking because they better gel with the readers?

Tabloids Link Wayne Rooney’s Alleged Shag Jennifer Thompson To Ashley Cole

Back to the latest story, and of that Ibiza night, Hayes tells readers:

He was not used to being told no and he couldn’t believe I would not want to go home with him. I knew exactly what he wanted but I stuck to my guns and said no. He was being really flirty. I said no but he just looked really confused as though he hadn’t heard that word in a very long time.”

Well, not since December 2007, if Tetteh’s testimony is to be believed.

Anyhow, Hayes says that some women did get into Rooney’s car and head off.

Who they are remains to be found out. But the number of women it wasn’t is added to by the day…

Those Who Might Have Shagged Wayne

Helen Wood

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Wood is, reportedly, the other woman who shagged Wayne Rooney in a lesbian threesome with Jennifer Thompson. The Manchester United player got Wood in a package deal, allegedly. NSFW Video: Wayne Rooney’s Jennifer Thompson Sex Tape Helen is 23 and a single mum. Wayne’s own wife, Coleen Rooney, is not a single mum – yet – but she will surely take it a boost to her confidence that her husband might not only shag childless women but someone whose body has been through childbirth.



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