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Atheist Burns Joints Made From Bible And Koran – Bible Wins!

by | 13th, September 2010

ALEX Stewart, an atheist from Brisbane Australia, has investigated whether the pages of the Bible or Koran burns better when smoked as what looks to be a marijuana joint?

Stewart, 29, a member of the Brisbane Atheists, should guarantee lots of media interest and at last three wars.

Ikebal Patel, president of the Australian Federation of Islamic Councils, is quick to comment:

I think it’s highly offensive that he has done this to two of the holiest books in the world. It does not in any way add any value to trying to promote world peace and the consideration of different views…”

Dang! Stewart will be gutted that his small video does not further world peace. Looks like the war in Afghanistan will roll on for another day – unless a Miss World contestant can step into the breach and secure her heartfelt dream?

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As for the result of the experiment, well, the bible smokes better than the Koran, which might explain why prisoners in the West use the bible while those in the east chose pipes.

Says Stewart:

“I guess that’s the point with all this crap. It’s just a f—ing book. Who cares? It’s your beliefs that matter. Quite frankly, if you are going to get upset about a book, you’re taking life way too seriously.”

The Queensland University of Technology, where Mr Steart works, says it will investigate. Stewart says it not wee din his Holy Smokes but lawn clippings. Yes, he is smoking “weed”, yer honour…



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