X Factor Face Slapper Abbey Johnston Goes Topless For Her Fanzzzz
REMEMBER the X Factor’s fighting duo 18-year-old Abbey Johnstone and Lisa Parker, and how Abbey smacked Lisa in the face on stage? Well, Abbey has taken her fame by the short and curlies and ripped of her top and bra for the Sunday Sport.
Because this is what you demand, readers. We demand bare knuckled and bare-chested boxing.
Incidentally, it turns out that Abbey has a chest just like Simon Cowell’s, which might bode well for her future employment.
Says the Sport:
On Tuesday, 14th September, the Sunday Sport came top of a poll asking “Who Has Done the Worst Thing Ever?” for posting pictures of X-Factor’s “Knockout Babe” Abbey Johnstone. The Sunday Sport received 72% of the votes, beating Osama bin Laden, Stalin and Hitler in the process.
The least edifying spectacle on the telly just became the least edifying thing in the tabloids…