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X Factor Chloe Mafia Is New Nation’s Sweetheart

by | 21st, September 2010

CHLOE Mafia, aka Chloe Heald, aka Chloe Victoria, the Wakefield Wannabe, can’t sing but the X Factor reject has worked as a prostitute so she’s front-page news in the Mirror.

Mafia has been “NICKED” 140 times. (The clue might be in her name.)

The facts come thick and fast for “19-year-odl Chloe”, the Sun’s “20-year-old” wannabe.

Chloe’s ex-lover and the father of her daughter Destiny is Ian Hough. A “pal” says:

“They were arrested more than 140 times together. They were even on tag together.”

But the best line is this one:

But the mum-of-one hid her criminal past from X Factor bosses, fearing she would be booted off the show – wrecking her dream of becoming a star.

Silly girl. All she needed to do was change her name (again) to Chloe Cole and put her criminal past behind her. Then crank up the auto tune and stick some mojo in her hair. Now if Chloe can just do as Cheryl Cole did and did and find a Mr Hough to hang out with she can be the nation’s sweetheart…

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