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Hampshire Police Issue E-fit Of A Lettuce Wanted For Burglary

by | 21st, September 2010

ARE you the David Cameron look alike with lettuce for hair as pictured in an e-fit issued by police in Stockbridge, Hampshire?

Are you the vegetable-brained sod who stole £60 from an elderly woman in Stockbridge? He had-  get this – offered to do gardening work for her.

A police spokesperson says that “while the hair on this image may not be of the best quality, it takes nothing from the overall clarity of the facial features“.

Indeed not. Were there, say, a carrot for his nose, he would look unchanged. From now on IC1 males will be “cabbages “ and all IC3’s “rotten tomatoes”.

The copper adds:

“It would therefore be wrong to withhold the release of the e-fit just based on this technical issue.

“We would never release an e-fit a victim disagreed or was unhappy with and in this instance the victim fully supported the publication of this image.”

If you see Mr Potato Head or any of his evil ilk hiding in your salad, call the wooden tops…

Here are some more wonderful e-fits…

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LOOK carefully at the photofit issued by police in Gwent in Pontypool, Wales. Do you know this man?



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