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Ryder Cup Photos: Tiger Woods Sleeps With US Team In Huge ‘Team Building’ Bed

by | 28th, September 2010

THE Ryder Cup photos: Tiger Woods has landed in the UK and cocktail waitresses are excited. Woods and his fellow players are delighted to be here – a free flight, a round of golf at a swanky resort and no need to buy a timeshare in Wales. Happy days. And in a rare display of team cohesion all players have agreed to share one huge bed.

Says Woods:

With my Nike carbon fibre, tungsten–impregnated Titanium Sheet ™ I will keep my mind on golf and not shag on porn star nor even dream about one in a depraved fantasy. Should sheets disappoint, the Nike duvet cover in forged Titanium and soft carbon will ensure little room for escape. Also Corey Pavin will be sat on my chest.”

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USA's Tiger Woods during a team photocall at Celtic Manor, Newport.



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