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Photos Of Democrat Politician Krystal Ball Sucking A Dildo Strapped To A Man’s Face

by | 12th, October 2010

 Photos Of Democrat Politician Krystal Ball Sucking A Dildo Strapped To A Mans FaceKRYSTAL Ball sounds like David Beckham’s fortune teller. But she’s a Democrat running for Congress in Virginia’s first district, a Republican hold. And to pave the way for career in big politics she’s sucking a small red dildo her husband has strapped to the end of his nose. This is how you get ahead in politics in Italy. But will it work in the USA?

When the photos emerged, Ball was aghast and affronted:

“I’m angry at the way women in this country are unfairly treated in this regard when they step up and run for office.”

When Winston Churchill strapped a pomegranate to his wife’s face and scooped out the seeds with his tongue, no-one thought any the worse of him. When Mahmoud Ahamdinejad, allegedly, shared a cucumber with an associate, he was patted on the back. Had Stalin sucked off a penis stuck to Roosevelt’s nose, we’d not cared.

Double standards, indeed. But you might suppose that someone called Krystal Ball would have seen the trouble coming when she posed for the photos. But no. As she says:

“They wanted me to feel like a whore. They wanted me to collapse in a ball of embarrassment and to hang my head in shame.”

She adds:

Women felt they had to choose between family and career, and they had to cover up almost any hint of sexuality in the workplace if they wanted to be taken as seriously as men.

Nothing says serious and emancipation like sucking a dildo nose. But the “glass ceiling” and misogyny Krystal talks of isn’t much in evidence. As she says:

Since this has happened and I have campaigned around my district, hundreds of people have come up to me to give me their love and support. I have not had one single person say an unkind word to me. Not one.

So. The stuff about Ball being a victim because she’s a woman isn’t t true? A would-be politician sucking a dildo strapped to their spouse’s face might be news for another reason. Although

Lisa Earle McLeod likes to think a bit more:

We’ve created a false dichotomy between sexuality and brains. We don’t do it for men, we need to stop doing it for women.

In a parallel universe where meaning does not need to be looked for and debated, your would-be elected representative is sucking a dildo strapped to her husband’s head…



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