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Wayne Rooney: Excited Spanish Prostitutes, Rio Ferdinand And What Coleen Wants

by | 19th, October 2010

WAYNE Rooney wants to leave Manchester United and new is that he’s off to Chelsea or Manchester City – which still pass for English clubs – or Real Madrid and Barcelona.

While prostitutes in London and Spain up their rates and set up Facebook accounts (not that Wayne would ever use them), the papers tell us:

Rooney’s not going abroad because Coleen wants a baby in England (Star). That means he might play for Chelsea – the London club captained by family man John Terry.

Rooney’s not spoken to Alex Ferguson for a month (something you’d imagine anyone might enjoy) (Sun).

Rooney’s off to play for Man City for £100m (Mirror)

In among all this speculation no word that Coleen Rooney might want Rooney to leave United because he allegedly once hooked up with Jennifer Thompson at a do hosted by Rio Ferdinand – the Manchester United captain. There is no suggestion Rio knew anything about that alleged coupling.

But Thompson did claim that Uniteds striker Michael Owen saw what Rooney was up to and looked at him in “disgust”.

Did anyone tell Coleen? Does she want him to leave the club and start afresh? Or is it just all about the money and performing for whoever has the most cash to hire you..?

Jennifer Thompson

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Helen Wood

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Wood is, reportedly, the other woman who shagged Wayne Rooney in a lesbian threesome with Jennifer Thompson. The Manchester United player got Wood in a package deal, allegedly. NSFW Video: Wayne Rooney’s Jennifer Thompson Sex Tape Helen is 23 and a single mum. Wayne’s own wife, Coleen Rooney, is not a single mum – yet – but she will surely take it a boost to her confidence that her husband might not only shag childless women but someone whose body has been through childbirth.

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