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Michelle Obama: ‘Just Say No Thank You – May I Please Be Excused To Tend To My Vegetable Plot?’

by | 19th, October 2010

MICHELLE OBAMA is waging a war on fatty food. Nancy Reagan wanted us to “Just Say No.” Michelle Obama wants us to “Just Say No Thank You – May I Please Be Excused To Tend To My Vegetable Plot?

All First Ladies like to have a hobby and Mrs Obama’s is to make American youth thinner and fitter with her Let’s Move! campaign to make more people like her.

Says Michelle:

“Collect some fruits and vegetables; bring by some good healthy food.”

She told us:

“It’s like: How do we keep the calories down but keep the flavours up?”

She looked at the carrot:

“And when you’re dealing with kids, for example, you want to get them to try that carrot. Well, if it tastes like a real carrot and it’s really sweet, they’re going to think that it’s a piece of candy.”

Only the carrot isn’t a piece of candy. It is a carrot. That tofu burger isn’t real burger. But did Michelle place her own lettuce in the cheeseburger?

Pastafarian spots Michelle ordering local at a Milwaukee diner:

First lady Michelle Obama thrilled staff and customers when she made a surprise visit to Miss Katie’s Diner on the city’s near west side.

Mrs. Obama met her cousin and her cousin’s daughter for lunch at the restaurant.

Jennifer Laschen waited on their table.  “I’ve been doing this for 25, 30 years and I’ve never had such a thrill, such an honor to wait on a first lady in my life,” she said.

Laschen said the first lady ordered a cheeseburger and fries.

Chips made from real local potatoes, cooked in local oil, sprinkled with local salt and served on local plate with Michelle’s local lettuce leaf  placed between the local meat and the local bun.

Michelle then got in her local car to go to the local airport, etc. etc.

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US President Barack Obama and his wife Michelle walk down the steps from Air Force One at Stansted Airport, ahead of the G20 summit in London.



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