Man Tattoos Huge Penis On Friend’s Back: Police Called
A Detective Constable Paul Malcolm explains:
“Apparently he went round to the other bloke’s house and somehow in the course of the conversation the subject of tattoos came up.The victim wasn’t interested at first but he was talked into it and he said he wanted a Yin and Yang symbol with some dragons.”
Can’t go wrong with Chinese symbols and dragons.
The man got his tattoo. He then showed it to a friend who looked over the ink and said:
“I don’t think it’s the tattoo you were after.”
The man calls the police. The penis artist is schedules to appear in court on two charges of assault occasioning bodily harm.