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A Prayer For Miley Cyrus’s Divorcing Mum And Dad

by | 28th, October 2010

SAD news is that Miley Cyrus’s parents Billy Ray Cyrus and Tish Cyrus, are divorcing after 17 years of marriage. Miley will be a dorphan, a splid or whatever it is a child of divorced parents are labelled by the marketing department.

It’s a private time of struggle and heartache in which a personal matter must remain private. So. Here’s the press statement:

“As you can imagine, this is a very difficult time for our family. We are trying to work through some personal matters. We appreciate your thoughts and prayers.”

Prayers?Why so humble?

Dear Lord Obi Won,

Helps Miley’s mum and dad resolve their irreconcilable differences, preferably in a made-for-TV movie starring all their children, with pumping organ-driven theme track and the option of a sequel.



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