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Swiss ‘Infidel’ Couple Mocked At Their Maldives Wedding For Buggering A Chicken: Video

by | 29th, October 2010

TO the Vilu Reef Beach and Spa resort in the Maldives, where Hussein Didi is marrying an English-speaking Swiss couple while taking the rise out of them in his native Dhivehi. He calls them “infidel“. The couple have paid $1,300 for the 15-minute ceremony to renew their vows.

Didi is posing as a celebrant.The wedding is not valid. Although the couple think it is.

Says Didi (and the jokes may lose impact in the translation):

“Fornication has been legalised according to Article six, 1.11 of the Penal Code. That is, frequent fornication by homosexuals. Most fornication is by males. You are swine. The children that you bear from this marriage will all be bastard swine.

“Your marriage is not a valid one. You are not the kind of people who can have a valid marriage. One of you is an infidel. The other, too, is an infidel – and we have reason to believe – an atheist, who does not even believe in an infidel religion.”

Amen:

“You fornicate and make a lot of children. You drink and you eat pork. Most of the children that you have are marked with spots and blemishes. These children that you have are bastards.

“Before buggering a chicken, check if the hole is clean. That is because the people of the countries that you are from are familiar with the taste of the ****holes of chicken.”

The happy couple then plant a coconut tree as Hussein Didi and the camera crew appraise the bride’s breasts.



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