Stephen Fry To Host ‘Catting’ Summit With Slapper: Princess Diana Memorial (Usual Time)
STEPHEN Fry has flounced off Twitter almost a year to the day he last quit twitter (the migratory bird of habit is back) and – whatsitpopsit – over the kerfuffle over his words in Attitude magazine that woman don’t like sex as much as straight men. Says he in an attempt to extend his 140 character wit limit:
“If women liked sex as much as men, there would be straight cruising areas in the way there are gay cruising areas.”
There are, Stephen. There is the buffet at the David Lloyd club in Bushey, Herts; the Princess Diana memorial between the horus of 2:am and 3am every Third Sunday in the month; France.
Just because you’ve not been invited, Stephen, does not man the legend is untrue. Fry goes on:
“Women would go and hang around in churchyards thinking, “God, I’ve got to get my ******* rocks off”, or they’d go to Hampstead Heath and meet strangers to s**g behind a bush.”
Gay men hang around in churchyards and on Hampstead Heath looking for sex? Ok. Okay… Let’s see this as an exchange of tips. Go on:
“It doesn’t happen. Why? Because the only women you can have sex with like that wish to be paid for it.”
Stephen. Two words: Ayai Napa. That’s one more tip to you, Stephen. You owe us:
“I feel sorry for straight men. The only reason women will have sex with them is that sex is the price they are willing to pay for a relationship with a man, which is what they want. Of course, a lot of women will deny this and say, ‘Oh no, but I love sex, I love it!’ But do they go around having it the way that gay men do?”
Stephen, you need to get out more. Good that you’ve given up Twitter. Stop talking to a screen. It’s too much heads down stuff. Go away and explore the byways of Brent Cross, the Manchester United staff party and try to find a woman who you think enjoys sex. They won’t all reject you. Really. You just need to believe. And if that’s not enough, use the code words “Huckleberry Friend”.
You owe us.
Posted: 1st, November 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comment (1) | TrackBack | Permalink
