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Roshonara Choudhry: Revolution Muslim, South Park Censored And How To Commit DIY Jihad

by | 5th, November 2010

ROSHONARA Choudhry has been locked up. She tried to murder Stephen Timms by stabbing him. She’s been jailed for life, with a minimum 15 years served. A website called says gifted Roshonara is an inspiration and wants Muslims to take up the knife of jihad (good news: the enemy is down to using knives; we still; have huge guns and jets).

(The Knife of Jihad will join forces with the Spoon of Jihad, the Fork of Jihad, and in an appeal to worldwide militant Islam, the Chopsticks of jihad. But not the Fingers of Jihad they are just bad manners in anyone’s book see also teachings on Elbows of Jihad and Talking With Mouthful of Jihad.)

The US- based site wants Muslims to murder 395 MPs who voted for the Iraq war in 2003. It says you can buy a Knife of Jihad for £15 similar to the one used by Choudhry and thus endorsed by her! from Tesco Direct .

Says the site:

“We ask Allah for her [Choudhry’s] action to inspire Muslims to raise the knife of jihad against those who voted for the countless rapes, murders, pillages, and torture of Muslim civilians as a direct consequence of their vote.”

There is advice on how to contact your local MP to better slaughter them:

“If you want to track an MP, you can find out their personal website after typing their name in this website. In their personal website, you can usually find the time and location of their surgeries where you can encounter them in person.”

If that fails, try the massage parlour, their second, third of fourth homes, or the Graham Norton Show .

But knives might not be enough. You need a burqa (now official word on where you can get the Choudhry look) and a look at Anwar al-Awlaki’s online lectures. These videos will stiffen your resolve. When caught you can say: “Ich voz only obeying orderz.”

And what else do we know about RevolutionMuslim? Well, they don’t like

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