Newcastle United Stars’ ‘Drug-Fueled Orgy’: Carroll And Nolan In Shocker Of A Story
NEWCASTLE United “bad boy” Andy Carroll is reported to have screamed “Ride me! Ride me!” as he had sexy times with a woman in Kevin Nolan’s bedroom.
Carroll is unmarried. He’s currently stopping over at Nolan’s house as part of bail conditions. He must remain at the Nolan home until 10 January – the date his case was adjourned until. (Carroll is accused of attacking his ex-girlfriend Laurie Henderson). Nolan is married to Hayley, with whom he has two children. So far, so unexceptional.
Dominic Herbert & Keith Gladdis go on:
And as the orgy went into full swing at Nolan’s luxury home, downstairs cocaine – used by the girls they had picked up on a crawl of Newcastle’s clubs – lay scattered across a table.
Orgy? One man shagging is an orgy?
Neither player is believed to have snorted the drug – but our revelations today take football to new depths of shame.
No they don’t.
The NoTW says Hayley is “upset” at Carroll staying at the family home and “stormed off to her family back in Liverpool with their two children”.
On October 20th, someone burnt Carroll’s £70,000 chrome-plated Range Rover while it was parked on Nolan’s drive. Did that upset her?
Back to the “drug-fueled orgy”. Nolan and Carroll are out at about in Newcastle. The pair, a “close protection officer“, someone named Carl and three women, apparently, have breakfast at a McDonalds and then all going back to Nolan’s home.
Carroll is said have gone to his bedroom with one of the women. And then a few hours later Carl, who hadn’t shagged anyone – he’d fallen asleep on a sofa – drove the ladies all home.
Remember that “orgy” that took football to a new low? Yep. What orgy? Undeterred by the alleged facts, the NoTW presses on with its shocker:
That afternoon flowers were delivered to their £1million home for her. But it will take more than that to hide his guilt. Loyal Hayley’s first blow came on October 18 when Carroll appeared at Hexham Magistrates Court charged with assaulting his ex-girlfriend. He was bailed on condition that he lived with Nolan.
Hold on a moment. What guilt? Nolan didn’t shout shag anyone. And how is it a blow to “loyal Hayley” that Carroll was charged with assault?
In case you were missing the point and thought the story of a young, single footballer with loadsa cash shagging a woman was a non-event, the NoTW’s hacks call it a “sex party”.
Yes, readers. That shag on the sofa in front of Match of The Day is an “orgy”. That fumble under the duvet is a “sex party”. You live a debauched life, although you might not know it.
Says a spokesman for the players:
“Both deny any knowledge of drugs being brought into the property. They abhor the use of drugs and the people that deal them. They are considering reporting the matter to the police.”
The NoTW has already reported the matter to its subscribers – the ones who have singed up to its new website – the one beyond the paywall. Are they getting value for money?
Posted: 6th, November 2010 | In: Key Posts, Reviews Comments (5) | TrackBack | Permalink
