Man Arrested For Collecting Urine In Burger King
ALAN Patton Jr., of Dublin, Dalware, is accused of using devices to collect urine in public toilets. He is charged with the unlawful collection of a bodily substance.
Patton Jr aroused suspicion when in the men’s toilet at a Burger King eatery.
In June 2008, Patton was arrested at Sports Ohio, for trying to harvest a boy’s urine in a public toilet.
Says one mum, harking back to the good old days when a paedophile and sexual deviant had a puppy and sweets:
“I think more complicated than when I was a kid and it was the old fashion stranger danger. It’s just so off the wall, it’s no longer somebody offering a kid candy on the corner and trying to get them to get into the car.”
On a nostalgic note, then, Patton spent four years in prison for fondling two boys in a Magic Mountain restroom in 1993.
Halcyon days, eh, readers…
Posted: 8th, November 2010 | In: Strange But True Comments (7) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
November 23rd, 2010 at 6:07 pm
Who wrote this shit? Judging from the grammar, this seems like someone was completing an elementary school project.
November 8th, 2010 at 6:52 pm
I was working and trying to keep off the internet. I succeeded for a while…
November 8th, 2010 at 6:47 pm
I’m not important enough for meetings. I was helpdesking
November 8th, 2010 at 4:46 pm
You two need to get your afternoon meetings cancelled. Worked for me
November 8th, 2010 at 4:40 pm
And me
November 8th, 2010 at 3:34 pm
Damn you Yamp. I was just going to say that….
November 8th, 2010 at 2:43 pm
He’s just taking the piss, surely