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Man Arrested For Collecting Urine In Burger King

by | 8th, November 2010

Alan Patton Man Arrested For Collecting Urine In Burger KingALAN Patton Jr., of Dublin, Dalware, is accused of using devices to collect urine in public toilets. He is charged with the unlawful collection of a bodily substance.

Patton Jr aroused suspicion when in the men’s toilet at a Burger King eatery.

In June 2008, Patton was arrested at Sports Ohio, for trying to harvest a boy’s urine in a public toilet.

Says one mum, harking back to the good old days when a paedophile and sexual deviant had a puppy and sweets:

“I think more complicated than when I was a kid and it was the old fashion stranger danger. It’s just so off the wall, it’s no longer somebody offering a kid candy on the corner and trying to get them to get into the car.”

On a nostalgic note, then, Patton spent four years in prison for fondling two boys in a Magic Mountain restroom in 1993.

Halcyon days, eh, readers…



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