Burglar Found With Mouse Up Rectum

NOAH Smith, 31, has broken into a home in South Carolina. He has a mouse up his rectum.

Police find Noah Smith face down in the victim’s bedroom. He is naked. Police make contact. Smith slaps one of them. He is tasered. He jumps on the bed. Police wrestle with him. He is handcuffed.

Smith kicks out with his legs. Smith is pepper sprayed. He struggled. Police smack him about the person with a baton.

Smith’s head and mouth are covered with a blanket. His legs are tied. He is hogtied. He is taken outside and strapped to a gurney.

Seneca Police Department apply the gentle touch.

At hospital Smith is X-rayed. The X-Rays revels a mouse tail inside his rectum.

Smith is charged with resisting arrest, 1st and 3rd degree assault a battery charges, and indecent exposure.

The rest of the mouse has yet to press charges, or be found…

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MEET Kalim Ali, aka Rod, who has been impaled on a 1.5cm thick, 1metre-long metal pole that has passed through 10 organs. Rectum, small intestine and lungs are pierced. No major blood vessels are ruptured.

Anorak

Posted: 9th, November 2010 | In: Strange But True Comments (2) | TrackBack | Permalink