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I’m A Celebrity 2010 Line Up: Shaun Ryder To Eat Gillian McKeith

by | 9th, November 2010

I’M A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here! 2010. It’s a bumper crop of gonad munchers:

Nigel Havers The Hugh Grant of his age. Fopped his way to glory in Chariots of Fire; son of  former Lord Chancellor Baron Havers; never made it as a film star; most recently seen as a rent-a-shag in Coronation Street.

Chances of winning: 4 Gonads (of five)

Gail Porter TV presenter famous for losing her hair to illness; shagging a minor pop star; having her naked arse broadcast onto the side of Houses of Parliament; talking about the above three things ever since.

3 Gonads

Shaun Ryder Happy Monday’s singer. Who will Shaun eat first? And will they be raw?

4.5 Gonads

Britt Ekland Actress and former Bond Girl famous for being well fit in her youth. Once married to Peter Sellers. Still blonde.

3.5 Gonads.

Linford Christie Former Olympic sprinter and famous “lunchbox”. A man whose sporting glory was reduced to the size of his knob in unforgiving light blue Lycra.  Tested positive for nadrolone (denies wrongdoing). Good news, then, for Olympic athletes: performance enhancers do NOT reduce the size of your bellend.

3 Gonads

Alison Hammond Former Big Brother housemate and TV presenter least likely to wears bikini in shower. Loud. Loud. And loud. A Brummie so presumed to be thick and unthreatening. Should do well.

Gonads: 4

Gillian McKeith Nutritionist and poo examiner who will die a thousand deaths as she eats an anus. A hateful figure of food fascism whose TV shtick was to chuck

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