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X Factor Wannabe Katie Waissel’s Prostitute Grandma Is A Marvel: Photos

by | 22nd, November 2010

THE news that  X-Factor wannabe Katie Waissel granny is an 81-year-old ‘escort’ filled me with joy yesterday. I was soooo impressed. (And let us not forget porn star Ruby Tuesday .)

‘Pensioner Sheila Vogel-Coupe offers sex as a “vintage vamp” under the name of Grand Dame Cecilia Bird and boasts she has clients in their twenties,’ screamed the  News of the World in their story wittily headlined ‘Gum and get it’.  The Sun calls her the ‘£250-an-hour crinkly tart’ today in its customary cheapo recap of its sister paper’s exclusives.

Read: How The X Factor And Sony BMG Fixed It For Katie Waissel, aka Katie Vogel.

I must say the Grand Dame looks nothing like her age and demonstrates a wit and canniness young hacks on tabloids can only dream about. She has found the wherewithal to buy her ‘sheltered accommodation’ flat so the housing association can’t throw her out and she shortly embarks on a trip to Italy. She dresses elegantly, loathes tattoos, drinks fine red wines and probably uses an expensive mouthwash.

I do hope the new-found notoriety doesn’t upset Sheila

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