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Did I’m A Celebrity Gillian McKeith Fall Pregnant From Live Kangaroo Sperm?

by | 24th, November 2010

I’M A Celebrity Bush *ucker Gillian McKeith is – shock of shocks – pregnant. So far we have revealed:

* Gillian The Reptilian is NOT a kangaroos anus but an actual contestant
* Gillian is a reptile
* Gillian can faint without being near anything that she could hit her head on
* Gillian have never sniffed her own poo on the telly

Now know that Gillian is with child. Well, so she claims. It may be a joke. But does Gillian look like a joker?

Says Lembit Opik (Weather Girl… Cheeky Girl… Golden Girl?) offered:

“Gillian’s level of ailments have increased and she has been hearing voices. She is very weak and frail at the moment.”

At the moment?



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