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Global Warming: After the Human Virus Is Wiped Out You Must Kill Your Dog

by | 25th, November 2010

AFTER the human virus is wiped from the planet (either by video game or design – and who wants the Klimate Kinder when you can kill every other one of us?), the green shirts want your pet dogs to die. Says Matt Smith:

Serving up Fido as an entree might be a bit extreme, but one of the most effective ways you can make an impact on your ecological footprint is by not owning a dog… When it comes to an ecological footprint, a dog is the equivalent of two Toyota LandCruisers…

The fact that a family pet is such a way of life in the Australian culture is damage enough. Even if we widened our palate to include dogs, that wouldn’t stop people owning pets…

What would be most effective is for people to think hard before buying a pet. It might be better to grow some plants instead. At least plants are edible.

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