Anorak | Julian Assange Not Dead After Run In With Met Police

Julian Assange Not Dead After Run In With Met Police

by | 7th, December 2010

JULIAN Assange was hiding out in London. The Met Police knew where he was. He was not selling newspapers under the alias Ian Tomlinson, wearing a Millwall top and walking through a crowd in The City, and so able to be despatched with minimal fuss.

He was not dressed as a swarthy, fari-dodging electrician from Brazil called Jean Charles de Menezes., and was thus not shot many times in the head.

He was not posing as a burley Glaswegian by the name of Harry Stanley. He was not carrying a coffee table leg in a plastic bag, that looks a bit like a gun if you are a police marksman with a squint.

He was not posing as Stephen Waldorf, driving a car in Earl’s Court, and

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