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Woman On Toilet Bites Off Husband’s Tongue

by | 9th, December 2010

WHEN Karen Lueders, 57, of Sheboygan, WI , kissed her husband Willard Lueders, 79,she bit off his tongue. He says she was on the toilet. He lent over to kiss her. She grabbed his genitals and bit off his tongue.

Which is why Anorak has long campaigned for husbands and wives to have separate bathrooms. He gets a sink and a jumbo roll of cling film. She gets the bathroom, a bath, a cabinet of sweet goods and privacy.

Has her Majesty the Queen or Hillary Clinton been arrested and charged with the crime of intentional disfigurement? No. Karen Lueders has. She faces 25 years jail. Blame a failed system…



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