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X Factor Final Photos: Why We Hate The X Factor

by | 10th, December 2010

X FACTOR final: In readiness for the X Factor final to end all finals ever! Cheryl Cole held Cher Lloyd’s hand at London’s The Connaught Hotel. Cheryl’s holding of hands is now a mainstay of the show. It’s one of those annoying habits that makes the X Factor the programme you hate to watch. Other pets hates are:

Louis Walsh shouting over the crowd to tell the act that they are “INCREDIBLE”.

Cheryl Cole announcing her acts for the corrupt sing-off in a flat-voice with unblinking eyes. This is meant to show her as deep and knowing. She looks like she’s holding in a fart. She makes us wonder if this is the kind of come-to-bed voice she used on Ashley. If it is, it might explain much.

Simon Cowell walking behind the scenes. He is filmed from below to make him look tall and powerful. He offers bon mots like, “One Direction are truly incredible artists and “That was fantastic. Truly.” This sham is intended to make it appear that we at home are privy to Cowell’s authentic thoughts.

Adjectives overload . Everyone is amazing or fantastic or incredible. Then you close your eyes and

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