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Man Castrates Teenage Daughter’s Middle-Aged Lover

by | 14th, December 2010

IN Bielefeld, Germany, Helmut Seifert, 47, has castrated his 17-year-old daughter’s 57-year-old lover, one Phillip Genscher. Ageism just got nasty.

Helmut – and more nominative determinism, eh, readers – used a bread knife to remove the lover’s testicles. (Now known as sweetbread knife.) He later tells the police:

“I received a phone call anonymously that my daughter was involved with a guy 40 years older than her. You said you couldn’t stop him – so I did. I saw it as my duty as a father.”

For any dad’s interested, the police report gives a handy guide on How To:

The man then recruited two work colleagues at his factory and then went to the house of the victim. The man was forced to remove his trousers and, fully conscious, he was castrated. The severed testicles were taken away by the perpetrator.”

Seifert will not stand trial for attempted murder. And with daddy in jail, the daughter will be free to date any 17-year-old eunuch she pleases…

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MORE nominative determinism now as Mr Tam Fry speaks form his position of – ready? -Honorary Chairman of the National Obesity Forum.



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