Katie Price’s New Blonde Baby: Wikileaks Misses Jordan Pregnancy Shocker
KATIE Price is pregnant. It’s front-page news in the Daily Star, which can always be relied upon for facts. Get a load of that headline:
Baby Joy For Jordan
And for anyone still confused, or who think the headline is wrong:
Good news for Kate and Alex
But wait a moment. By Gemma Wheatley has more:
Jordan’s new honey blonde hair is a secret signal that she is finally pregnant again, her fans reckon.
Jordan… Secret… Katie Price would keep a pregnancy a secret?
In an interview, Kate, 32, said: “I’ve always happened to be blonde when I’m pregnant. It’s really weird. So worry if I’m blonde!”
And crap yourself if she’s got a Brazilian.
Eat yer heart out, Wikileaks…