X Factor Stars Porn Shame: Aguilera And Rihanna Caught Miming Sex

X factor X Factor Stars Porn Shame: Aguilera And Rihanna Caught Miming SexTHERE have been 1000 complaints to Ofcom about the A Factor decision to feature Christina Aguilera’ and Rihanna dry humping the stage and frotting dancers. They were only miming sex.

Says one members of Dads XXXX Factor:

“I am delighted that after weeks of watching the telly Simon Cowell finally acknowledged the men in the room forced to sit through hours of One Direction. Finally we get a reward. I was hoping for some actual live sex action. That’s why I complained.”

One teenager was relieved:

“When Xtina came on with the fit birds and I thought I’d left my new porn film in the DVD player. But then I remembered I’d lent it to my mate to copy. I then felt and urge and dashed upstairs to watch the telly in my room.”

The Daily Mail is rightfully distressed at the sleaze and features most of the more mind-warping shots over pages 6 and 7.

Those of you immune to the sick photos will probably already be serial masturbators, single mums or Muslims. The rest of you will take one look and turn to prostitution and then hard drugs.

Says an X Factor spokesman:

“Next season the X Factor will be broadcast as a live online show. Live X Factor will feature all the dancers, but only one per a room, or maybe two. Just click on a profile and for a small fee they’ll dance and mime like Cheryl Cole, Dannii Minogue or anyone who’d like them to be.”



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