X Factor Stars Porn Shame: Aguilera And Rihanna Caught Miming Sex
THERE have been 1000 complaints to Ofcom about the A Factor decision to feature Christina Aguilera’ and Rihanna dry humping the stage and frotting dancers. They were only miming sex.
Says one members of Dads XXXX Factor:
“I am delighted that after weeks of watching the telly Simon Cowell finally acknowledged the men in the room forced to sit through hours of One Direction. Finally we get a reward. I was hoping for some actual live sex action. That’s why I complained.”
One teenager was relieved:
“When Xtina came on with the fit birds and I thought I’d left my new porn film in the DVD player. But then I remembered I’d lent it to my mate to copy. I then felt and urge and dashed upstairs to watch the telly in my room.”
The Daily Mail is rightfully distressed at the sleaze and features most of the more mind-warping shots over pages 6 and 7.
Those of you immune to the sick photos will probably already be serial masturbators, single mums or Muslims. The rest of you will take one look and turn to prostitution and then hard drugs.
Says an X Factor spokesman:
“Next season the X Factor will be broadcast as a live online show. Live X Factor will feature all the dancers, but only one per a room, or maybe two. Just click on a profile and for a small fee they’ll dance and mime like Cheryl Cole, Dannii Minogue or anyone who’d like them to be.”
Posted: 14th, December 2010 | In: Key Posts, TV & Radio Comments (8) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink





December 16th, 2010 at 9:33 pm
I realy don’t know what all the fuss is about, Rihanna was fantastic, she was just doing what a young West Indian girl does when she’s having fun, you English are way to uptight.
If it was a little child dancing like that on stage then there would be an issue.
for me and my family she was great, can’t wait to see her in concert.
PS. she showed up your X Factor winner as just a pub singer with no vocal talent, someone who will not be an international super star!
December 16th, 2010 at 12:07 pm
I think you are dead wrong on this one. I recently discovered your website and have very much enjoyed your honest appraisal and usually accurate take on the mainstream media’s handling of the ‘news’. However I disagree with your reporting on this issue. I think to downplay it’s significance is to excuse it and I do feel that televesion and music has become a hotbed of sexual innuendo’s and gratification which has accelerated badly in recent years. The mainstream media is effectively sexualising our youngsters and replacing their lust for knowledge with merley lust and leaving them emotionally confused and sexually immature well into their later life. I also think this can have a knock on effect into teenagers views on the value of life or lack of it, increasing their willingness and capability of commiting violent crime. I disagree with showing overtly sexual material before 9pm in the same way that I disagree with the curtailment of freedom speech, which this website usually defends.
December 15th, 2010 at 12:47 pm
Toddlers and Tiaras is scary and I don’t know if it’s the kids or their mums who scare me most.
December 15th, 2010 at 12:43 pm
I don’t know about that. Robbie never took his hands out his pockets. The dirty little swine
December 15th, 2010 at 12:14 pm
Must admit to having watched ‘Toddlers and Tiaras’ with horror. I can’t believe three years olds are doing pelvic thrusts at the judges!
But the men don’t have to do it. Take That? they just performed.
December 15th, 2010 at 11:36 am
Brought up precisely to do that from the ‘beauty pageants’ as toddlers
December 15th, 2010 at 10:50 am
It was desperate.
December 15th, 2010 at 10:14 am
Dunno about ‘shame’ ‘shock’ ‘disgraceful’ etc etc etc I just found it all a bit tacky and very sad.
V V V wealthy, successful young women who still feel they have to wave their bums and boobs to get attention!