Julian Assange: How We Need Jeremy Kyle
THE problem is that the moment Julian lands in Sweden, Obama’s loyal drones will apply for his extradition to face a 500-year spell in a Texan penitentiary for upsetting Hillary Clinton over her illegal UN spying directives.
So I think we should follow daytime TV Jeremy Kyle’s example and subject Julian to a lie detector test on these rape allegations – perhaps on the show itself, surrounded by hair-gelled oafs and their screaming chav tarts with their hoop earrings.
If he passes, Sweden can fuck off and Jeremy can shake Julian’s hand. Sorted.
Spotter: Bob Miles-Kingston
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Posted: 17th, December 2010 | In: Reviews Comment | TrackBack | Permalink