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Julian Assange: The Screw Fan Club And Martin Luther King’s ‘Date Rape’

by | 20th, December 2010

JULIAN Assange, of Wikileaks, is shocked and dismayed that US soldiers have been sending him death threats. Is Julian surprised to discover that not everyone admires him? You’d forgive him for believing it. He tells El Pais that in Wandsworth jail a screw gave him a card which declared:

“I only have two heroes in this world: Martin Luther King and you.”

And one of them is dead.

Assange is alive. Although he tells us that some are plotting to make him otherwise:

“I receive death threats all the time. My lawyer receives them, my son receives them. Most seem to come from members of the United States armed forces.”

Can it be the Julian Assange Death Cult is being mobilised. Any butting assassins should note that Assange’s current abode, the delightful pile Ellinghall Hall, organises shooting parties.

Meanwhile on Yahoo Answers, th web proves itself to be font of truth:

Julian Assange: the HIV; the rape allegations; the crap sex; his dating profile; the Asian teen stalkers; his love emails; the lying cables; the lying cables; the dead bodies; the angst; the pile; and the celebs.



Posted: 20th, December 2010 | In: Reviews Comment | TrackBack | Permalink