Ashton Kutcher’s Six Pack And Demi’s Crotch Pelt Will Save Mankind
ASTON Kutcher lets readers of the February issue of Men’s Health know that his six-pack is there to save Demi Moore (and her wrap-around pelt) in a post-apocalyptic struggle for survival. Only the fittest and most photogenic will survive.
“People’s alarm systems at their homes will no longer work. Neither will our heating, our garbage disposals, hot-water heaters that run on gas but depend on electricity – what happens when all our modern conveniences fail? I’m going to be ready to take myself and my family to a safe place where they don’t have to worry. I’m telling you, it was like a preview [of what’s to come]… All of my physical fitness regimen is completely tailored around the end of day. I stay fit for no other reason than to save the people I care about.”
Save the photographers! Then save yourselves!!
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