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Snooki’s Book Is Like Listening To A Parrot Murdering Raymond Chandler

by | 4th, January 2011

SNOOKI, aka Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, a half-pint–sized MTV fetish, star of Jersey Shore a show set on a New Jersey beach but modelled on life in a Blackpool theme bar’s toilets in 1981 has written a book.

The book is called “A Shore Thing”. The current lead Amazon review tells us:

By A. Martinez “Phesto” (Brooklyn, NY United States)

I had run out of toilet paper and noticed that someone had left a copy of this wonderful book on the floor. Believe me this ain’t no Charmin but in a desperate situation it came in quite handy. Thank you Snooki for creating this fun filled emergency bum wipe.

But enough of that. What says Snooki? Well, here a few highlights from her tome. Think Raymond Chandler coming round after an emergency ab-realignment procedure and being faced with a stuffed parrot repeating his words to the foreign, non-English speaking surgeon.

The end:

“He had an okay body. Not fat at all. And naturally toned abs. She could pour a shot of tequila down his belly and slurp it out of his navel without getting splashed in the face.”

“Yum. Johnny

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