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EastEnders Cot Death Horror: Pat’s Face Cancer And Ian’s Diarrhea

by | 7th, January 2011

THAT EastEnders baby swap/ cot death / psychotic mummy storyline is slice of life stuff. If you have been affected by anything you’ve seen on the BBC show, then you’re probably too far gone to find your own arse with one hand.

News is that Samantha Womack, who plays miserable nutter Ronnie Branning, is so disgusted by the plot she must have known about before she acted it out that she’s quit.

Since it aired, she’s been accosted in the street by a person who called her “a murdering ****’

The person then asked Sam why EastEnders is no much less depressing than real life. Why-oh-why has no-one been mauled to death by a muscular family pet?

Must we wait so very much longer for someone to fall under the tracks at the Tube station and then for the delay in travel cause two people stuck on the train to shit into an M&S Bag For life? Why hasn’t Pat got cancer of the face yet? Why? Why? Go on, tell us. Why?



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