Sega Toylets Games: Can Your Pee Lift The Girl’s Skirt?
SEGA has released its Toylet games. It’s big step up form chasing the fag butt down the drain or cleaning the bowl. Can your urine win? Can Sega take on the Nintendo Wii? Wired reports. Grab your curly crosshairs and read on:
“Each urinal is installed with a pressure sensor. An LCD screen is mounted on the wall above, letting the gamer select from and play four different minigames. There’s “Mannekin Pis,” which simply measures how hard you can pee, and “Graffiti Eraser,” which lets you remove paint by pointing a hose in different directions.
Games are not yet graded by how many pints you need to drink before playing. But they should be:
There’s the faintly misogynistic “The Northern Wind, The Sun and Me,” where you play as the wind trying to blow a girl’s skirt up, and the harder you pee, the harder the wind blows.
Finally, the bizarre “Battle! Milk From Nose” is a multiplayer game where you compete against the person who last used the urinal. The strength of your urine streams are compared, and translated into milk spraying out of your nose. If your stream is stronger, your milk-stream knocks your opponent out of the ring. If you do particularly well on any of the games, you can download and save your information to a USB stick.”
Men playing with other men in the toilets? And that’s progress..?
Spotter: Karen
Posted: 7th, January 2011 | In: Technology Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
January 19th, 2011 at 2:21 am
In Japan it’s called Toirettsu
January 7th, 2011 at 3:06 pm
Given the usual queue at a Ladies anywhere and the time spent just queuing to be met by an irate impatient hubby with ‘Where have you been, what took you so long?’ maybe this could be installed in ALL motorway services Mens loos at least. But have to say again, boys toys
January 7th, 2011 at 2:40 pm
whatever happened to going for a quick slash….? I am assuming most men only spend as long as they need in there as necessary, unless they have other activities in mind – wouldn’t it be more use in the cubicles, where a bit more time is normally spent downloading…?