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All British Smokers Dead By 2041 Says Report

by | 9th, January 2011

BY 2041 at the earliest – and 2061 at the latest – all smokers in the UK will be dead. And this includes smokers who took up the habit in 2040. Dead. All of them.

A study by Citigroup says…

“… it is quite possible that there will be no smokers left in Britain or many other developed countries in about 30-50 years.”

How many smokers will have been murdered by the health police?

Of course, by 2041, Britain will be an underdeveloped country selling cheap plastic goods and pencils to the massively rich Chinese. Smoking may be our one remaining pleasure…

Spotter: NYPost



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