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Pope Bans Non-Christian Baby Names: Brooklyn Beckham Damned

by | 11th, January 2011

POPE Benedict XVI, nee Joseph Ratzinger wants every baptised child to have Christian name that he likes. A Christian name is an unequivocal sign that the Holy Spirit gives a rebirth to people in the womb of the Church .”

He decrees:

“Do not give your children names that are not in the Christian calendar.”

All because the 12 Apostles were not called Geronimo (Italian Defence Minister Ignazio La Russa’s son’s name), Buddy Bear Maurice (Jamie Oliver), Hero (Alice Douglas’s daughter),  Marijuana Pepsi Jackson Tarzan (one for the Creationists, there),  Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii BOCh RVF 26062002

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