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Gays Kill Dozens Of Romanian Birds With Alcohol

by | 12th, January 2011

DID the gays get the Romanian birds drunk before killing them? And we mean birds in the literal sense?

When tens of dead starlings were found dead on the streets of Constanta in eastern Romania, we suspected the gays. The locals suspected the bird flu.

The experts discovered the grape ‘marc’ – leftovers from wine making – and relied the birds had died from alcohol abuse.

Can’t take their drink – not like real birds…

Spotter: Karen



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