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Seattle Superhero Phoenix Jones Heads To Iraq

by | 13th, January 2011

PHOENIX Jones, Seattle’s superhero, has had his super nose super broken by a perp.

Jones gets the villain in a headlocks. The man – mindful of Barack Obama’s advice – pulls a gun. The mann kicked Jones in the face.

Says he:

“I endanger my life with a reason and purpose.”

Next stop: Iraq.



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