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Coleen Rooney Is Luckier than You (And She Gets To Shag Wayne!)

by | 20th, January 2011

TIME to catch up with Coleen and Wayne Rooney. Thanks to Hello!, here’s Coleen:

“Like most people, I’ve come down to earth with a bit of a bump after all the excitement of Christmas and the New Year. This gloomy January weather doesn’t help but I’m not complaining because I was lucky enough to get my dose of winter sunshine on a New Year Family Disney cruise to the Caribbean.”

And you, reader. How lucky are YOU?! HOW F****NG lucky are you???? Not as lucky as Coleen, we’d wager. And she gets to shag Wayne Rooney, to boot! What a lucky, lucky, f****r!!! If you want to shag Wayne you…

STOP PRESS: Your writer has now been removed from his place for his own health. Sunny thoughts. Sunny, sunny, sunny thoughts…

Gina McCarrick

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In a Sunday Mirror exclusive, 37-year-old brunette Gina McCarrick, dressed in her favoured cowgirl outfit, said: 'Wayne didn't turn me on at all. He was ugly. He had a face like a smacked arse.' Rooney later confessed to having visted the den around 10 times.



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