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Coleen Rooney Is Luckier than You (And She Gets To Shag Wayne!)

by | 20th, January 2011

TIME to catch up with Coleen and Wayne Rooney. Thanks to Hello!, here’s Coleen:

“Like most people, I’ve come down to earth with a bit of a bump after all the excitement of Christmas and the New Year. This gloomy January weather doesn’t help but I’m not complaining because I was lucky enough to get my dose of winter sunshine on a New Year Family Disney cruise to the Caribbean.”

And you, reader. How lucky are YOU?! HOW F****NG lucky are you???? Not as lucky as Coleen, we’d wager. And she gets to shag Wayne Rooney, to boot! What a lucky, lucky, f****r!!! If you want to shag Wayne you…

STOP PRESS: Your writer has now been removed from his place for his own health. Sunny thoughts. Sunny, sunny, sunny thoughts…

Helen Wood

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Wood is, reportedly, the other woman who shagged Wayne Rooney in a lesbian threesome with Jennifer Thompson. The Manchester United player got Wood in a package deal, allegedly. NSFW Video: Wayne Rooney’s Jennifer Thompson Sex Tape Helen is 23 and a single mum. Wayne’s own wife, Coleen Rooney, is not a single mum – yet – but she will surely take it a boost to her confidence that her husband might not only shag childless women but someone whose body has been through childbirth.

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