Texting Woman Who Fell Into Fountain Sues Mall: Cathy Marrero Does Seinfeld
DID you laugh when you saw texting Cathy Marrero tumble into the fountain at a shopping mall? If you did, then shame on you. And you’d best get a lawyer because Cathy Marrero is not one to be laughed at. No siree.
The 49-year-old is not amused. So. shs’s going to sue. She will begin by suing the mall in Wyomissing, Pennsylvania. She says the staff who saw her fall into the fountain laughed. How very dare they! Says she:
“I saw the water coming at me, I could see the pennies and nickels at the bottom of the fountain and then I was in it.'”
Mrs Marrero seems to have a more sophisticated sense of humour than mere pratt falls. They may be ok for Charlie Chaplin, but this woman is one for detail. Seinfeld would consider the nickle a golden element in any retelling of the incident.
And she has more:
“My issue is I don’t think security was professional because they didn’t send anyone to check on me until 20 minutes later and I had already left.”
Someone give this woman her own series…