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Kate Winslet’s Chocolate Fondant Dessert Is No Guarantee Of Sex

by | 21st, January 2011

WHEN Hello! asked: “Has Kate [Winslet] stuck up a new romance with Orlando?”, we met Orlando Searle. A photo of the actor showcased a hirsute man with a future as Sean Connery’s stunt chest. But Hello’s source had eyes only for the dinner Winslet was eating in his company at a “cosy lunch”:

“Kate enjoyed oysters and a chocolate fondant dessert – she was eating the food of love.”

Some shock that the food of love is not an alcopop and kebab chaser. But one week on from this scoop, Hello! brings more news:

“We now realise this story was entirely untrue and without foundation and that Kate has been friends with both Orlando and his wife for some time.”

Hold the fondant. And make it two alley-ready doners to go…

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File photo dated 18/9/2002 of director Sam Mendes and actress Kate Winslet who have separated after nearly seven years of marriage, it was announced today.



Posted: 21st, January 2011 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink