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Penguins Spread Gay Epidemic Says Daily Mail

by | 24th, January 2011

MELANIE Phillips wants to talk about the gays. She wants to warn you about fraternising with gay penguins.

Here’s a question ­shortly coming to an examination ­paper near you. What have mathematics, geography or science to do with homosexuality?

Anyone who is good at them is gay? Heterosexuals are better at history, English and French? Of course we need to see the data, but that’s our hunch. People who get a C grade or better (surely worse? – ed) at GCSE Greek are bisexual. Fact. Go on…

For, mad as this may seem, schoolchildren are to be bombarded with homosexual references in maths, geography and ­science lessons as part of a Government-backed drive to promote the gay agenda.

In geography, for example, they will be told to consider why homosexuals move from the ­countryside to cities.

To get a job at the BBC? Because all gays are born in the countryside, which makes you gay; and in the city the gays can be more easily bombed by Nazis and the Taliban? But the best bit is yet to come. We talk, of course, of penguins:

In science, they will be directed to ­animal species such as emperor ­penguins and sea horses, where the male takes a lead role in raising its young.

Because men who raise their young are gay?

“…It is an abuse of childhood.”

Those poor penguins boys and girls.

And it’s all part of the ruthless campaign by the gay rights lobby to destroy the very ­concept of normal sexual behaviour.

Mum must not go and collect the fish. Dad must not stay at home. To do so is to go against nature (although not penguin nature, obviously; but certainly the nature of Great British badgers).

“…As the old joke has it, what was once impermissible first becomes tolerated and then becomes mandatory.”

That’s an old Belgian joke. It, admittedly, loses a bit of the sparkle in the translation. But the joke is that everyone will soon be gay. Or Muslim:

“Catholic adoption agencies were forced to shut down after they refused to place ­children with same-sex couples. Marriage registrars were forced to step down for refusing to officiate at civil unions… Penalising religious people for speaking and acting in accordance with their beliefs is neither liberal nor tolerant. It is behaviour more commonly associated with totalitarian dictatorships.”

Which seems right – and maybe more right when you look at the Mail’s view on Muslims and all that terror.

But it all boils down to one thing: reading about gay stuff turns you gay. Being gay is not just the way you are, it is an infectious lifestyle choice (Obama’s aide told us that). Just as being blinkered and fear mongering is not a native condition but what you become after reading the Mail



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