Man Has ‘MINI’ Tattooed On Penis To Win Mini Cooper Car
ANDREAS Muller won a £20,000 Mini copper when he had the word “MINI” tattooed onto his penis. Muller, 39, of Sachsen Anhalt, Germany, heard the contest announced on a radio station. The craziest most idiotic stunt would win the car. Muller won.
“Once I’m sitting in the car, it won’t matter anymore. Then the pain will be gone and it’ll be alright.”
In other news, Anorak will be giving away a 1928 Godfrey-Proctor to whoever can say “Aaaaahhh” the longest whilst coughing…
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